ARE YOU A
SALSA ADDICT?
READ ON TO FIND OUT...
DO YOU SING ALONG TO SONGS WITH WORDS YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
YOU RECOGNIZE THE SONGS THEY HAVE PLAYING IN NANDOS
YOU’VE DANCED SALSA AT AN R N’B CLUB (TRY IT, EVERYONE WATCHES!)
YOU’VE DANCED SALSA IN THE SHOWER
YOU TRY TO LEARN A NEW MOVE YOU’VE SEEN WITH YOUR IMAGINARY PARTNER (LOOKS KIND OF SILLY TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING)
YOU’VE CONVINCED YOURSELF YOU CAN GET BY ON 3 OR 4 HOURS OF SLEEP
YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ANY OF YOUR NON-SALSA FRIENDS TO COME OUT WITH YOU (THEY’RE JUST THREATENED BY YOUR NEW SALSA POWERS!) ;)
YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AND JUST HAD TO CHECK OUT THE LOCAL SALSA CLUB
YOU’VE EVER PRACTICED IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, ON CARPET, USING A WINDOW AS A MIRROR.
WHEN A NON-SALSA FRIEND IS IN YOUR CAR AND HAS TO SPECIFICALLY REQUEST YOU PLAY NON-SALSA MUSIC. FOR A CHANGE.
YOU GET STOPPED BY A RANDOM PERSON IN A SHOP, ON THE STREET, ETC WHO SAYS “HEY...YOU’RE A SALSA DANCER RIGHT? I’VE SEEN YOU DANCE!”
YOU’VE STARTED BRINGING EXTRA SHIRTS TO SALSA
YOU START THINKING OF WAYS YOU CAN MAKE YOUR SALSA CLASSES TAX DEDUCTIBLE
YOU KNOW MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE WHEN YOU WALK INTO A SALSA CLUB
YOUR SKIRT KEEPS GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER...
FOR SOME REASON, IT DOESN’T SEEM ALL THAT SILLY TO GO TO A BAR OR NIGHTCLUB AND NOT DRINK A SINGLE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
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IF YOU LAUGHED AT;
1 - 3
4 - 7
7 +
you have a slight salsa addiction, but the potential for the onset of full-blow salsaddictivitis is there. Recommended dosage: 2 to 4 hours of salsa per week.
You have Stage 2 Salsaddictivis. This form is most common in dancers who have been exposed from anywhere between 3-6 months. Recommended dosage: 3 to 10 hours of salsa per week.
You have full blown salsaddivtivis. There is no known cure. Recommended dosage: Is it possible to get 25 hours of salsa per day?
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